real.person.slash

novel.length.work.in.progress

  • Scent
    Rating: NC-17
    Pairing: Colin Farrell / Orlando Bloom, Orlando Bloom / Colin Farrell / Craig Parker, Sean Bean / OMC
    Summary: Just because two men look alike doesn't mean they are...
  • A different Kind of Love Affair
    Rating: NC-17
    Pairing: Nick Carter / Ville Valo, implied Nick Carter / Robert Driveman
    Summary: Prejudices don't always fit the image.
  • By sheer Accident
    Rating: NC-17
    Pairing: Randy Harrison / Gale Harold
    Summary: When Randy is almost killed in an accident, Gale's feelings run rampant.

series

Just A Fuck
  • Just a Fuck
    Rating: R
    Pairing: Colin Farrell / Orlando Bloom
    Summary: For Orlando, it was just a fuck...
  • Sometimes
    Rating: R
    Pairing: Colin Farrell / Orlando Bloom
    Summary: Sometimes, the universe requires a change of perspective...
  • Every once in a While
    Rating: R
    Pairing: Colin Farrell / Orlando Bloom
    Summary: Every once in a While, you just know why you're falling...
  • Finally
    Rating: R
    Pairing: Colin Farrell / Orlando Bloom
    Summary: Finally home...
Growing Up
  • Checking
    Rating: PG
    Pairing: Tom Felton / Dan Radcliffe
    Summary: A question is burning on Dan's mind.
  • Fucking gorgeous
    Rating: PG
    Pairing: Tom Felton / Dan Radcliffe
    Summary: Tom needs to prove something...
Painful Truths
  • Crossing the Lines
    Rating: NC-17
    Cast: Colin Farrell & a blade
    Summary: We're sitting here, the blade and I, until only the blade remains.
  • The Art of Pain
    Rating: NC-17
    Cast: Colin Farrell & various sharp objects.
    Summary: The art of pain holds its own beauty.

double-drabbles (200 words)

  • Up for Grabs
    Rating: PG-13 for language
    Cast: Colin Farrell & a baby!goat
    Summary: I'm not up for grabs, fucker!

vignettes

  • Sensuality
    Rating: R
    Pairing: Colin Farrell / Orlando Bloom
    Summary: Like a moth in the flame...
  • Coming Out
    Rating: PG
    Cast: Elijah Wood & the Fellowship at al
    Summary: Lij comes out to the Fellowship...
  • Hate Me
    Rating: PG
    Pairing: Colin Farrell / Orlando Bloom
    Summary: Orlando queens out, and it's up to Colin to calm him down.
  • Colin hates it
    Rating: PG-13
    Pairing: Colin Farrell / Orlando Bloom
    Summary: There are a lot of things Colin hates about Orlando.
  • Possibility
    Rating: R
    Pairing: Craig Parker / Orlando Bloom, others implied
    Summary: A morning not quite as expected...
  • A Different Kind of Pain new
    Rating: PG
    Pairing: Tim Borowski / ?
    Summary: What happens when someone is left to trail behind and pick up the pieces?
  • Changes new
    Rating: PG
    Pairing: Christoph Metzelder / Sebastian Kehl unrequited
    Summary: There are some changes Christoph needs to adapt to.

ficlets

  • Kissing it all away
    Rating: NC-17
    Pairing: Sean Bean / James Marsters
    Summary: When James freaks out, Sean kisses it all better...
  • Vixen
    Rating: NC-17
    Pairing: Colin Farrell / Orlando Bloom, Colin Farrell / ?, Orlando Bloom / ?, Colin Farrell / Orlando Bloom /?
    Summary: Colin and Orlando share the same little Vixen as a secret.
  • Nipple Ring
    Rating: R
    Pairing: Gale Harold / Randy Harrison
    Summary: That blasted Nipple Ring...
  • Red Carpet
    Rating: PG-13
    Pairing: Orlando Bloom / Colin Farrell
    Summary: Colin does something Orlando hadn't reckoned with...
  • Cut new
    Rating: PG-13 tops
    Pairing: Christoph Metzelder / Sebastian Kehl friendship, Christoph Metzelder / Philipp Degen
    Summary: Sebastian can't get over Christoph's haircut.
  • Morning Serenade new
    Rating: PG
    Pairing: Orlando Bloom / jake Gyllenhaal
    Summary: Animals know better than their masters.